Ha, I really enjoy doing this one. It usually only works for men, but if you wanna be really weird, I guess women can do it through stalls or someting. Anyways, this one is great to do because of the reactions and the look on people's faces. This is an in-depth guide on what to say and when to say it!
This one works really well because when people use the restroom, they want it to be personal time. Well, you're gonna rip the personal right out of their restroom time with this one.
First off, you must be at the urinal next to the person you're gonna start talking to. Start looking over, but not down! He'll be really weirded out. Say something cheesy like "Oh, nice weather," or other things like that. If he replies with a quick yes, prolong the conversation with something like "Man, this is taking forever." Start talking about how your peeing to really freak him out.
Another thing I really love to do is to exclaim things like "Damn, I got some on my hands," or "It's sprinkling everywhere!" Freak him out by saying "I don't want to be rude, but I believe mine's bigger..."
After all of this, I can basically guarentee he will be freaked out and/or think you're gay (Not that I have anything against gay people.) Overall, I would call this one of my favorites because you can keep doing it all day long.
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